So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her
"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"
"i don’t know what to draw"
"i always mess up"
"BUT I SUCK"
Yep, that’s right!
He had a tiny hammer and was fixing the plumbing on the fountain. He ate a magic mushroom and fucking grew you guys. But it gets better.
So I’m peeing myself, because this can’t get better, right?! FUCKING WRONG
Bless you, Mario cosplayer. Bless your stunning dedication.
imagine a soul eater parvill au
strife being the wielder and parv being the weapon, probably some kind of sword or large blade, though in my designs i always drew a disasslember cause fuck it
but i think they’d be a good fighting team, when they stop bickering mid-fight of course, but they can be strong when need be
plus imagine all the “ooh, next time dont be so rough~” jokes parv could make i mean come on